GTA Online: All The New Vehicles In The Diamond Casino and Resort Update

With the new GTA Online update (Casino Update) comes a whole host of new vehicles.

With the brand new Diamond Casino and Resort update, Rockstar gave us a lot of new things to do. From gambling to shopping, from penthouse suites to a whole raft of missions, GTA Online just got a little more interesting for those of us with the requisite funds to indulge our desires. With this new playground open to the world they’ve also added more vehicles for you to spend your ill-gotten gains on and they are some pretty sweet rides.

This guide will collect together every single brand new toy all in one place, so you’ll know what you need to drive the most pimped out tricks that the game now has to offer. As each update hits, this list will grow, allowing you to stay one step ahead of the criminal curve. Be warned though; these things are not cheap.

GTA Online: The New Vehicles In The Diamond Casino and Resort Update

Annis S80RR

Cost: $2,575,000

Buy It From: Legendary Motorsport

The Annis S80RR handles like a dream and goes like the clappers, with an acceleration that could tear your face-off, and it’s yours for the low, low price of $2,525,000. This does mean that you may have to spend a good few hours at the tables or playing roulette if you’re a little short on funds. After you’ve bought and done out your penthouse suite to the tune of nearly seven million dollars, then you’re going to be, but it’s a wise investment for anyone who still longs for the 80s as it looks like something that wouldn’t be out of place in an old Miami Vice re-run.

Bravado Gauntlet Classic

Cost: $615,000

Buy It From: Southern San Andreas Super Autos

The Bravado Gauntlet Classic may be new to the party but that’s fine as for straight-line speed, you’d be pushed to find anything better. This muscle car, to end all muscle cars, will go like the proverbial clappers just don’t try to take any corners with it, as it handles about as well as you’d imagine from a car that’s designed to do just one thing. Find some hills and you can pretend you’re Steve McQueen in Bullitt as well, so that alone should make you eager to fork out the $615,000 for it.

Enus Paragon R

Cost: $905,000

Buy It From: Legendary Motorsport

The Enus Paragon R isn’t anywhere near as fast as the previous car on this list, and it doesn’t handle anywhere near as well, but that’s reflected in the fact it doesn’t cost anywhere near as much. That said, however, it still isn’t cheap, as nothing is in GTA Online, but if you’ve already started doing the casino story missions that become available after you’ve bought the penthouse, then there’s some good news. Complete them all, and you do not only get this car, free, as a reward, but it’s the armored version of it too. Which is pretty cool.

Obey Drafter 8F

Cost: $718,000

Buy It From: Legendary Motorsport

Currently, the Obey Drafter 8F is the cheapest car that you can buy thanks to the new Diamond Casino and Resort update, though there is no doubt that that will probably change somewhere down the line, and to be honest; it isn’t a bad car. It’s pretty fast, handles well, and can get you out of any trouble you may find yourself in with a quick drop of the hammer. It’ll also look pretty bad-ass while it does so.

Truffade Thrax

Cost: $2,325,000

Buy It From: Legendary Motorsport

Let’s face it, folks, there’s very little chance that any of us are ever going to be able to afford a Bugatti in real life. If you can get then good for you, and what are you doing wasting your time reading this when you should be out spending all of your money as quickly as possible? As for the rest of us, the closest we’ll ever get is the Truffade Thrax. There are a couple of ways you can own this bad-boy, and that’s either you fork out the cash for it, or you get lucky on the Wheel of Fortune as this is currently the prize car you can win.

Vapid Caracara 4×4

Cost: $875,000

Buy It From: Southern S.A Super Autos

If you’ve ever found yourself driving around Los Santos and just haven’t been happy that you don’t look enough like a serial killer, then the Vapid Caracara 4×4 is the motor for you. It looks like something Ted Bundy would drive and also gives off the air that if the owner doesn’t kill you, then it will, just for fun. It looks pretty damn evil and is large enough to make sure that anyone who sees you gets the hell out of your way in a hurry.

Vysser Neo

Cost: $1,875,000

Buy It From: Legendary Motorsport

Not a great deal is known by this writer about the Vysser Neo currently, this is because it’s fresh off the factory floor and he hasn’t been able to raise the cashola to buy one but he loves you so much that he thought he’d update this guide, just so that you know that it exists. It’s safe to say though that if it goes the way that it looks it’s going to be a monster of a car and as the blurb that Rockstar have tagged on the GTA Online loading screen states that it’s a work of art that will leave you a mangled wreck, you can probably guess that it handles like a dog.

Weeny Issi Sport

Cost: $897,000

Buy It From: Southern S.A Super Autos

When is a Mini not a Mini? When it’s the Weeny Issi Sport, of course. I hate these cars as they handle nothing at all like the motor they’re based on and have caused me to almost put my foot through my TV on more than one occasion while in the middle of a race. But if you have to have one, then it will set you back a cool $895,000. My recommendation? Stick with the Drafter 8F. It’s a cheaper and all-around better alternative.