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How to cure every illness and disease in Two Point Hospital

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There are 50 different illnesses, ailments, and diseases in Two Point Hospital, many inflicting hilarious visual effects on the patients that are relatively easy to spot. You can view all of your patients and their ailments, or diagnosis progress, by clicking the green person icon at the bottom left of the screen, then selecting “Patients.”
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There are 50 different illnesses, ailments, and diseases in Two Point Hospital, many inflicting hilarious visual effects on the patients that are relatively easy to spot. You can view all of your patients and their ailments, or diagnosis progress, by clicking the green person icon at the bottom left of the screen, then selecting “Patients.”

If you want to make sure your hospital is well equipped to handle the latest outbreak, you’ll have to remember which rooms are needed to treat which illnesses. A handful of illnesses can be treated in multi-purpose rooms, such as as Ward or Pharmacy, and others will require specialized rooms, such as Jest Infection, which requires a Clown Clinic.

Unfortunately, at this time, newly discovered afflictions will not appear in the hospital levels prior to those which introduced the illness. This does hurt the replayability of earlier levels. Hopefully, will be changed in a future patch.

Even though you may have the correct room required to treat a patient’s illness, the success of the treatment will depend on the certainty of the diagnosis as well as the staff’s Treatment Skill. To improve the patient’s chances, make sure that you’re assigning Doctors and Nurses with the highest diagnostic qualifications as well as those with proper treatment bonuses to their applicable rooms. For example, you’ll certainly want to assign a Nurse with the Pharmacy Management qualification, if available, to work in the Pharmacy.

Additionally, a few rooms will require staff with additional qualifications. The Psychiatry Room requires a Doctor with the Psychiatry skill, Surgery requires a Doctor with the Surgery skill, and the M.E.G.A. Scan diagnostic room requires a Doctor with Radiology. Simple enough!

Here’s a list of all of the illnesses in Two Point Hospital and what rooms, staff, and treatment are required to cure them!

Full list of illnesses and diseases in Two Point Hospital

IllnessTreatment RoomRequired Staff
8-BittenResolution LabDoctor
Animal MagnetismPest ControlNurse
Bed FacePharmacyNurse
Boggled MindPsychiatryDoctor
BogwartsPharmacyNurse
Broken FaceFracture WardNurse
ClampPharmacyNurse
CubismRecurvery RoomDoctor
Cross BonesFracture WardNurse
Decision RashInjection RoomNurse
Denim GenesDNA LabDoctor
Emperor ComplexPsychiatryDoctor
FlumpsDNA LabDoctor
Floppy DiscsSurgeryDoctor
Freudian LipsPsychiatryDoctor
Grey AnatomyChromatherapyDoctor
GroutPharmacyNurse
Gurning LoinsSurgeryDoctor, Nurse
Heart ThrobSurgeryDoctor
Humerus InjuryFracture WardNurse
Hurty LegFracture WardNurse
Inflated EgoPsychiatryDoctor
Jazz HandsWardNurse
Jest InfectionClown ClinicDoctor
Jumbo DNADNA LabDoctor
Lazy BonesWardNurse
Leopard SkinDNA LabDoctor
Light HeadedDe-Lux ClinicDoctor
Litter BugInjection RoomNurse
LycanthrophyPharmacyNurse
Mime CrisisPsychiatryDoctor
Misery GutsPharmacyNurse
Mock StarPsychiatryDoctor
MonobrowWardNurse
Mood PoisoningInjection RoomNurse
Mucky FeetWardNurse
Night FeverPsychiatryDoctor
Premature MummificationCryptologyDoctor
PandemicPans LabDoctor
Pipe OrgansSurgeryDoctor, Nurse
PortisheadWardNurse
Potty MouthPharmacyNurse
Pudding BloodInjection RoomNurse
Rock BottomInjection RoomNurse
ShatteredFracture WardNurse
Shock HorrorShock ClinicDoctor
Spinal BapSurgeryDoctor, Nurse
Touch of MidasSurgeryDoctor
Turtle HeadHead OfficeDoctor
Verbal DiarrhoeaPharmacyNurse


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Brielle Bullard is a Freelance Writer for Gamepur and has been writing video game guides since 2008, primarily for World of WarCraft and other MMOs. A avid hobbyist, her interests outside of games include collecting anime goods and figures, hoarding stuffed animals, failing spectacularly at 3D printing, and maintaining a lengthy list of "I'll get around to it!" craft projects. A large portion of her office is dedicated to her favorite video game / anime husbando, Gilgamesh from Fate/Grand Order.